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April 14, 2005
Study and the Phantom of the...
Today I studied. I would explain what study is, but at this time I wish it had never been invented. I treasure the inventor of ice cream, and the inventor of the Internet (Al Gore), but you who created study, your name has been cursed by young children for generations, and will continue to be cursed as long as this travesty you unleashed on the world continues. Curse you Mr. Study, you and your little hamster too. May you’re nose become smaller, and your feet be put in high-heeled top of the line fashionable shoes. May you be forced to ware designer clothes all the time, even in your sleep. May humongous diamonds weight down your fingers, and may Rolex’s cover your arms. (Music fills the air) Curse you, you bloody barker. Angel of study, demon of the night, my Furby dances upon your grave. I am the Phantom of the Textbook. Come to me the Phantom of the Textbook.
(Music fades and is replaced by the sound of a ringing school bell… The young rebel, and main creator wakes up to find that they had sleep through math class. After dragging her textbooks to her locker she gets ready for gym class. All the while the soundtrack is filled with a chorus singing, “I am the Phantom of the Textbook.”) The main character tries to build a time machine to go back in time to defeat the Phantom at its source, but soon finds that she can only do such through textbooks. These textbooks awakened by an ancient survival magic, that is of course found in all textbooks, change their words around, and send our main character, and her little Yorkie, to an adventure through time and space. This young girl is lost on the Easter Isles, and unable to understand the native language. Luckily her little Yorkie was inhibited by the Ife god of chaos. This god, the long time revival of the Phantom of Study, slowly leads her through history to the Phantom creating cosmic tangles in the delicate weaving of time along the way. Will our young rebel destroy the Phantom or will she go back through history to untangle the mess that she has made. Will? I’m just making the story up now right now (and I should be studing)… what do you think.
Posted by Namir at April 14, 2005 08:27 PM
Comments
No study!! ;) how'd your final final go today? (Or good luck, if you haven't taken it yet!)
Posted by: Sammi at April 15, 2005 08:22 AM
Wow, and I actually thought you enjoyed studying. :)
Posted by: Rachel at April 15, 2005 12:48 PM