This is not a really blog. Do not expect Shakespeare, do not expect Rubens, for these people are six feet under and I cannot communicate with the dead. (I can communicate with goldfish, but this does me no good because they can only hold three second conversations.)

If this is not a really blog then what is it? I do not know. I do not like definitions. They are things teachers make you memorize. Teachers tell you that you can know for certain what something is, but then you go out in the world and realize that there are no lines. Do not try to define me… do not define yourself. You are someone new every second. You can’t even look at an object the same way twice if you can look at an object at all. (Inspired by The Object Stares Back, Elkins)

I am Elisabeth. Also known as Elisa, Lisa, Liz, Bee, and EE. I was once known as Lizzy, Lizard, or Beth Bluebell Bonnet (Bonnet is not my last name. I just thought I would be cool to have a name where everything started with B.)

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